Inas wonderous world of stupidity and drinks

Because I can only play four chords. Because my grandfather, mother’s side, was bald at forty. Because my arm twitches as I fall asleep. Because I drink too much when the football team loses. Because of what I said, on accident mostly, crossing the street. Because I don’t like green vegetables….

Sometimes i wish life was just a few words scrambled together making too much sense. And then i remember it basically is.